Ooh La La

Oh, I think I found a new favorite thing!!! It's perfect, just in time for Valentine's Day (hint hint Lover)

He's At It Again

Sarah and I just got back from a field trip. I had called Lenny to let him know that I was on my way home. He was on his way to Home Depot. Hmmmm, I wonder.


We get home and Sarah goes into the other room. I am in the kitchen when she comes in and says, "Go look at your bathroom." Hmmmmm, I wonder AGAIN.


My first clue was this.

The orange extension cord and the cover to the toilet tank on the floor. Hmmmmm, I wonder.



















Then I saw this.

Here we go again. This time, it's the back bathroom.

And just in case you are wondering - yes, I am embarrassed about the floor. It looks like we missed the toilet a few too many times. I guess telling you that all of that is really water damage wouldn't make you believe me, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Here are some very thought provoking responses. They might make you look at the chicken in a whole new light.


DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.



OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens .






GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.










COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...




ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.






NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see is in his eyes and the way he walks.







PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.








MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.






DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.









ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.









JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.








GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.







BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.







JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.











ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE : I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? ------ We need some black chickens

Crazy Hair Day

No this is not a cousin to the Bird-of-Paradise flower,

but instead it is part of the fun of Crazy Hair Day at school! Wow, I love being in this family.

Just another day here at our home

So this afternoon I was doing some research on dyslexia, finding some amazing tools to help with Sarah and Math. I was soooo into it. I told her that she could go play for about 30 minutes, so she did. Everything was quiet until she came out and said, "Look at your gorgeous little baby." I turn around and here is what she did.

She even had a ribbon tied on his tail and a small sweater on his back. But, by the time I clicked the picture, he had just the foo foo pom poms in his hair.

Right at this moment, as I type this, she is screaming at him because he got one of the pom poms off and ran with it. She is running around the house trying to get it back.

On another note, just found this picture. Again, the lows that we have sunk to. Now the toilet is on the table where we eat our food. God help the Gisberts.

New Blogger

Heyyy give a warm welcome to Brandi as she enters the world of blogging. Yipppppeeeeee!

Porcelain God

We do not worship any god other than the true living God here in our home. But, by the way we are carrying on today, one might think that we have a new idol. Our toilet.

Our kids get excited over many things, but today, this toilet brought us all more joy than most things. Let me just pics instead of words. You might enjoy that more.

Yes, that is the toilet seat sitting on the edge of the couch. It just amazes me at the trailer trash we have become.

But, we do have some standards so I promise that if you ever visit us, we will not make you use the toilet in the living room. You can use the one out back!!!!